Phuket night life – sin city

There are so many places where you can meet beautiful girls for some no string for fun and pleasure. You just need to learn how to deal with them. You have to remember that their sole purpose is to get as much money out of you as possible.

You can learn how to spot how certain massage parlours offer happy endings and how to negotiate a good price for a hand job. Nothing is set in stones. Be careful in the club with street girls or freelancers trying to hook up with you ( if they don’t mention anything about money) it’s safe to take them home because they’re likely just looking for a Foreigner so it’s your lucky night! It is usually safe to take them back to your hotel, just take precautions.

Girly Bars

Probably the easiest and most direct way for foreigners to meet working girls for a fun filled night. From the moment you enter the establishment, the girls will flock you and direct you to the seating area and ask what you would like to drink. Some are quite upfront and would also ask for you to buy them a drink. You can decline so don’t feel pressured. I like to play games with them, if they win, they earn a drink.

It’s a nice chilled and easy atmosphere at these bars so don’t feel you need to commit to anything ( also the girls are good at reading what you’re looking for or you can also be direct. It’s ok) You can sit and sip or play pool with them or just simply watch.

• What to expect; After ordering your beer or whatever, find a girl you like and call her over if she’s not already with a customer. Once you buy her a lady drink, you can pretty much touch her up – best believe she will be all over you, doing her best to turn you on. The girl will stay with you for as long as you buy her drinks or if she likes you in general after spending time with you, in hopes you buy her a drink of course. You can do what you please with her, be it playing games, pool or something as simple as a chat with her if she has a good level of English. These girls will make you feel like the King you are and treat yo rightfully so giving you the girlfriend experience and if she is the one for the night, you can take her home once pay her bar fine and negotiate the price. The bar fine is for the bar because she will no longer be working so you are paying for taking her off the market.
• Cost: The cheapest drinks are Thai beers usually costing 70-100 Baht, spirits about 120-140 Baht. Lady drinks cost 100-200Baht, and the average price for the bar fine is 500 Baht (sometimes more in Bangkok and less in Pattaya). I find that the girls try to take advantage of newbies asking for over 2000 baht but don’t cave in. Negotiate with them. If the girl is beautiful the 2000 baht is plenty. You really shouldn’t be paying more than that at girly bars.

Go Go Bars

The best attraction for Foreigners to visit at night are the GO GO bars, it’s unlike the ones back home and it’s much cheaper with hot Asian babes. For the best nights out with the lads, alway head to a Go Go bar or a combination of places on this list.

• What to expect: Go Go bars are very similar to girly bar with the exception of the option of watching naked or half naked beauts dance on a stage. Here you get to see what goods they have to offer before making a selection. Not every bar has a naked girl up on stage but the first thing you see in Harem is a nude girl dance on stage with her Private parts about eye level – talk about making an impression! Most girls wear bikinis or other sexy outfits. If you want to visit bars with naked girl, go here.
• Cost: It’s much more pricey than girly bars, because the girls should be more attractive and they are. The cost of drinks are more expensive too but still cheap compared to back home. A beer would cost around 140-160 Baht, 180-250Baht for lady drinks. Now if you go into Harem for example it’s a little more expensive to have sex with the girl. About 1,000 Baht for the bar fine and if you want to have sex in the room upstairs, it’s about 3000-5000Baht for short time but prices are can be negotiated.
  

Street girls

You can always find hookers in any Major city you visit in Thailand. In Phuket Bangla road is the place for this. You will find many girls/ladyboys standing on the street waiting to be picked up. This can be quite daunting but once you’ve had a few alcohol in you, all your inhibitions goes out the window.

• What to expect: You can be a gentleman and try having a little chit chat before getting to the nitty gritty or you can be direct and just ask them how much it is for short or long time. Most prefer short time because when you’re done with them, they will return back to the same spot, ready for their next customer! These girls/ladyboys are called Freelance, the work for themselves and don’t want to share their income with bar owners. I’m sure this goes without saying but always wear a condom as you know already, these are working girls. They’ve been around and have a lot of mileage.
• Cost: 1000 – 1500 Baht for short time, and 1,500 – 2000 Baht for long time (negotiable).

Happy Ending Massages

This is one of the most discreet ways to get naughty in THailand. You’re just popping in for an innocent massage and there’s no way of telling what goes on behind closed doors. Massages alone is very popular in Thailand. 300 – 400 Baht for a massage is a bargain and you can see if you can resist a happy ending after being aroused through the whole massage.

• What to expect: You can tell a normal massage shop from a happy ending one by looking at the girl’s outfit. If they are in the traditional style massage fit then it’s safe to say there will be no happy endings. But if the girl looks young and attractive , all dolled up wearing normal clothes sat outside – it’s almost a guarantee they offer sexual services. Pick the girl you like and choose what type of massage you want (go with the oil massage for some slippery action), and follow her to the massage room which is darker than usual with the massage bed on the floor (see photo). Just to be on the safe side, listen for instructions. She might tell you to get naked, if not best to be cautious. Towards the end of the massage after she has done her best to turn you on, she will ask if you want her to finish you off. Some also offer offer sex so alway ask what she can or can’t do.
• Cost: An oil massage usually costs 400 – 500 Baht. Handjobs are about 500 – 800 baht and sex is around 1500 – 2000. Remember you can always negotiate because at the end of the day, they want to get paid. But don’t go lower than 1000 baht for sex, it offends them.

Soapy massage

Another discrete place for some late night fun frequented by many Thai men. Foreigners are welcomed too! Sometimes you don’t want to talk and just want to get right down to business. Here is the perfect place.

• What to expect: Entry is free and you are welcomed in like the star you are, sat down in comfortable chair and you will find many girls lined up for your viewing. Sometimes they introduce themselves one by more or they’re split into groups so you can get a better look. The manager will usually come to you and tell you the cost of everything which includes bath, a short massage and sex (condoms are provided but Thai sizes are too small for Foreigners so always have your own). If you fancy a beer you can order one or just go with the girl of your choice. She will help you get undressed and draw you a bath so you can get cleaned up before your soapy Massage. You skip all the formality and just come, pick a girl, pay at the counter, go to the room with her, take a bath, have sex, and leave. This is an experience you will never forget and being treated like a prince can become addictive too!
• Cost: About 2,000-3,500 Baht.

Conclusion

As you can see there are many ways to knock your socks off in Phuket and it caters to everyone, whatever your preference is. I will be adding more places to meet hot girls that you don’t need to pay for. You can check out the different dating apps available to meet normal/working girls here.